The Arguing Alphabet

Letter A said to letter B, “Truly I’m quite sick of ye.”
Then B said to the letter C, “Can you believe he said that to me!”
“C whispered in D’s ear, “B will get it in the end…”
D agreed with his friend.
E told them off without a doubt,
And F yelled back, “Hey, hey don’t shout!”
“Who’s talking now?” said sarcastic G.
The noise escalated terribly
“You’re terrifying H and Baby I,” said Mother K,
“You’ve done your bit now, Go Away!”
L and M started a duel.
N said O was shockingly cruel.
P watched them angrily,
“Why isn’t anyone mad at me?”
Q said R was a bad sport.
And R protested she was nothing of the sort.
S spat out insults just like fire,
When T laughed at his attire.
U and V got in tangle
About who was round and who was an angle.
W set off X’s temper
Y fled throughout December.
Then Z said to every one,
“No one’s getting anything done!
Don’t you see and understand?  
That we must work hand in hand?
If there is to be an alphabet
And on this my mind is set,
We have to work together or else,
The alphabet will seriously melt!”
Then everyone understood
That working together was always good.  
And ever since that fateful day,
All arguing has gone away.”
So next time when you get a tête au tête,
Remember the Arguing Alphabet!